Jinfobflag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful octopus.

Jinfobflag created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfobflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinfobflag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jinfobflag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jinfobflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinfobflag.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Jinfobflag's name in vain.

5. Never think about moons.