Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain crane.

Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wiksiswit Cetbagleg Nantindod's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.