Wegwodbam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wegwodbam created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegwodbam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wegwodbam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wegwodbam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wegwodbam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta snakes for they are unholy.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not jump in public.