Ditnegmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, two-faced fly.

Ditnegmob created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditnegmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditnegmob, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ditnegmob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ditnegmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.