Wanbemcam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet hydra.

Wanbemcam created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbemcam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wanbemcam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wanbemcam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wanbemcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear red hats.

5. You must pray to Wanbemcam nine times a day.