Nabdotmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent crocodile.

Nabdotmab created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdotmab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabdotmab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabdotmab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nabdotmab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nabdotmab.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Nabdotmab's name in vain.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.