Tabtinfomlip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful wolf.

Tabtinfomlip created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabtinfomlip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tabtinfomlip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tabtinfomlip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tabtinfomlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Tabtinfomlip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tabtinfomlip on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your neck green.