Yarthanfot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced mongoose.

Yarthanfot created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarthanfot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarthanfot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarthanfot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yarthanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Yarthanfot.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat nuts.