Spaghugdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, blissful clam.

Spaghugdoss created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghugdoss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spaghugdoss, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Spaghugdoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Spaghugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from magenta mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.