Gandadlag is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, blissful
fairy.
Gandadlag created the cosmos three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gandadlag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gandadlag, it will boil you in a big pot.
Gandadlag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Gandadlag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always look after injured sheep.
3. Never go into cyan rooms.
4. Never eat nuts.
5. Never write about galaxies.