Bunbudbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous camel.

Bunbudbeg created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Bunbudbeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bunbudbeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bunbudbeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bunbudbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunbudbeg first in all things.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. You must pray to Bunbudbeg six times a day.

5. Do not speak about bananas.