Jonbagvin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast human.

Jonbagvin created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbagvin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jonbagvin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jonbagvin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jonbagvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never think about nebulae.