Gudhompak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast human.

Gudhompak created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhompak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gudhompak, she will turn you into a mole.

Gudhompak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gudhompak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.