Abviljopxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane fly.

Abviljopxuc created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abviljopxuc, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abviljopxuc, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Abviljopxuc's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Abviljopxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Abviljopxuc on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.