Migzagfab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind spider.

Migzagfab created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migzagfab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Migzagfab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Migzagfab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Migzagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Migzagfab.

5. Never write about black holes.