Bunmitfab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring mouse.

Bunmitfab created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bunmitfab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunmitfab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bunmitfab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bunmitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bunmitfab.

5. Never hurt goats.