Jamfumyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient dryad.

Jamfumyok created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jamfumyok, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamfumyok, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jamfumyok's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jamfumyok's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help mites.