Lanbissten is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, wise
fairy.
Lanbissten created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanbissten, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Lanbissten, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Lanbissten's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Lanbissten's Holy Commandments1. You must love Lanbissten.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. You must never eat figs.
5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Lanbissten on top of important buildings.