Lak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful camel.

Lak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lak, it will remove you from existence.

Lak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Never paint your back turquoise.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from fawn ducks, for they are unholy.