Batnursin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring coyote.

Batnursin created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Batnursin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batnursin, it will torture you forever.

Batnursin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Batnursin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.