Janfedquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful mouse.

Janfedquart created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janfedquart, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Janfedquart, it will turn you into a plant.

Janfedquart's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Janfedquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Janfedquart nine times a day.

5. Feed all hungry bats.