Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet crane.

Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sidrownurlquam Zanripgum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing red stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.