Kamdutbam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Kamdutbam created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdutbam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamdutbam, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kamdutbam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kamdutbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never wear orange hats.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.