Viggarfun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful owl.

Viggarfun created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Viggarfun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Viggarfun, it will be very unhappy.

Viggarfun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Viggarfun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Always obey Viggarfun's priests.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.