Madnathon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking bee.

Madnathon created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Madnathon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madnathon, he will cry a lot.

Madnathon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Madnathon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.