Bellstafdimfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage jackal.

Bellstafdimfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellstafdimfeb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellstafdimfeb, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bellstafdimfeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bellstafdimfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bellstafdimfeb.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear green.