Damrigken is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring snake.

Damrigken created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damrigken, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damrigken, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Damrigken's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Damrigken's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Damrigken's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not chop down trees.