Nanbassdontag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy fairy.

Nanbassdontag created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbassdontag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nanbassdontag, it will turn you into a dog.

Nanbassdontag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nanbassdontag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your face white.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Worship no other gods but Nanbassdontag.