Monwatyok is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy penguin.

Monwatyok created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monwatyok, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Monwatyok, it will turn you into a mole.

Monwatyok's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Monwatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the west.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.