Jandissyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured hippopotamus.

Jandissyarp created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandissyarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jandissyarp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jandissyarp's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jandissyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jandissyarp.