Cimgenqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating wolf.

Cimgenqueeg created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimgenqueeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cimgenqueeg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cimgenqueeg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cimgenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick geese.
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