Yakdadgep is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional crocodile.

Yakdadgep created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yakdadgep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakdadgep, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yakdadgep's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yakdadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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