Hangepcar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent manatee.

Hangepcar created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hangepcar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hangepcar, he will strike you with lightening.

Hangepcar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hangepcar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hangepcar.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never bounce in holy places.