Yarlbuthak is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, selfish
zebra.
Yarlbuthak created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlbuthak, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Yarlbuthak, it will turn you into a puffin.
Yarlbuthak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Yarlbuthak's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.
3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always pray immersed in water.