Bopmutgep is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing hippopotamus.

Bopmutgep created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmutgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bopmutgep, she will be very unhappy.

Bopmutgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bopmutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. You must love Bopmutgep.