Neltinkansid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable butterfly.

Neltinkansid created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltinkansid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Neltinkansid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Neltinkansid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Neltinkansid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Always help sick goats.