Mapbangab Besttonkdon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent bee.

Mapbangab Besttonkdon created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapbangab Besttonkdon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mapbangab Besttonkdon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mapbangab Besttonkdon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mapbangab Besttonkdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about amino acids.
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