Dutfasont is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving bee.

Dutfasont created light two years ago.

If you believe in Dutfasont, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutfasont, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dutfasont's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dutfasont's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not shave your feet.