Fubzakgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring penguin.

Fubzakgat created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubzakgat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubzakgat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fubzakgat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fubzakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.