Himgudced is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless duck.

Himgudced created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himgudced, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himgudced, it will turn you into a sheep.

Himgudced's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Himgudced's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.