Himgudced is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, witless
duck.
Himgudced created carbon three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Himgudced, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Himgudced, it will turn you into a sheep.
Himgudced's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Himgudced's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the east.
5. Do not drink alcohol.