Somfodhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful raven.

Somfodhan created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somfodhan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Somfodhan, he will turn you into a rock.

Somfodhan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Somfodhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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