Funmotsatnig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud sheep.

Funmotsatnig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funmotsatnig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Funmotsatnig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Funmotsatnig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Funmotsatnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never hurt hamsters.