Xinnegspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless pig.

Xinnegspag created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinnegspag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinnegspag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xinnegspag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xinnegspag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinnegspag.

2. Run away from gray dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.