Fenfabmap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical gnu.

Fenfabmap created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Fenfabmap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenfabmap, he will remove you from existence.

Fenfabmap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fenfabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not take Fenfabmap's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fenfabmap.