Batyokyog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, competent cow.

Batyokyog created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batyokyog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Batyokyog, he will be very sad.

Batyokyog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Batyokyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured turtles.