Bancatgen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented sheep.

Bancatgen created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancatgen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bancatgen, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bancatgen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bancatgen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never look in ponds.