Yimtettinel is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent dugong.

Yimtettinel created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimtettinel, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimtettinel, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yimtettinel's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yimtettinel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.