Rapbitbun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fish.

Rapbitbun created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbitbun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapbitbun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rapbitbun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rapbitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear yellow shoes.