Fidpiddot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous donkey.

Fidpiddot created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidpiddot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fidpiddot, he will manifest in front of you.

Fidpiddot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fidpiddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.