Wapbid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise pigeon.

Wapbid created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapbid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wapbid, it will turn you into a duck.

Wapbid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wapbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must pray to Wapbid three times a day.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not commit murder.